One of my brothers joked about people stockpiling toilet paper because of coronavirus. It’s absurd because TP is produced in the US and Canada, not overseas. It’s even less understandable than buying up all the dust masks in the land.
I laughed, then I thought about it: how much toilet paper do I have? Chain pharmacies offer me limited-time discounts and use-as-cash coupons. Whenever they do, I buy staples like laundry soap, bleach, toothpaste….
Also, when the regional Kmart went out of business this fall and I had to use my “points,” I bought a package…. or was it two?
Well, I checked. I have three unopened 12-roll packs in the linen closet!